Spring Break
If you're reading this, you've survived the celebrity apocalypse. Or maybe we're still in its midst and more mega stars will soon fall under Death's scythe. It could be Daniel Baldwin, Alec's lesser-known brother. Or it could be Greg Fitzsimmons, a one-time host of the "Adult Video News Awards. Alas, tragically, it could even be Judge Wapner, the hand of fate in "Judge Wapner's Animal Court." (0) comments
In the past week, I've begun to realize how important it is to have a sidekick. Think about it. They laugh at all our jokes and provide fodder for more jokes. They're the yin to our yang and our partners in crime, even when a crime isn't taking place. (0) comments
My mom always told my sister and I we could grow up to do anything. (She might have been delusional.) She told us not to think about money when we picked a college, that we should choose the best college for us and worry about paying for it later. She wasn't the only mom who did that, and tons of kids like me picked a college without stressing about the price tag. (0) comments
The U.S. Department of Justice recently compared the marriages of thousands of law-abiding Americans to incest and pedophilia. It was a strange turn of events. Those of us who believe in all Americans' rights to marriage equality would probably not have been too surprised to see such language in a legal brief filed by the notoriously heterosexist Bush administration. (0) comments