Spring Break
Pack your swimsuit and find your tanning lotion. I hear hell is unpleasantly hot this time of year. Apparently I, and likely most of you, am taking a one-way flight to torture and misery with no hope for salvation. No passing go, and no collecting $200, just straight to Satan's lair. (24) comments
If there's anything we learned from the '90s cartoon show "Captain Planet," it's when powers combine, the bad guy doesn't stand a chance. Cleveland State University wants to start a collaborative project between four state universities to address the issue of funding. (0) comments
Ten years ago, President Bill Clinton signed a controversial bill that drastically altered government welfare. Don't worry, this column isn't about welfare reform. Opponents of the old welfare system used to complain that one of the biggest problems was that women were practically encouraged to have more children because their benefits would go up. (0) comments
Jack Thompson and other like-minded Republicans have been hoping I would kill you all since 1999. Because I listen to Marilyn Manson and NWA and have a penchant for violent video games, I would be the perfect poster child for Thompson's campaign of censorship if I would just start taking out my fellow students, preferably with an illegal firearm. (1) comment
